my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.
My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.
this is my favorite post on tumblr currently
sherlock and john drinking to celebrate the end of a case and somehow they end up on the floor and john starts giggling when sherlock crawls up to him and pulls john’s shirt up so he can blow raspberries on his tummy and nuzzle it while mumbling about how soft john is
I’m not exaggerating when I say that he knows the critical pressure point on every person of note or influence in the whole of the Western world and probably beyond. He is the Napoleon of blackmail and he has created an unassailable architecture of forbidden knowledge.
Its name is Appledore.